I would jump at the opportunity to have Adam Scott walk my dog for an hour. Glenn WhippĪdam Scott walks your dog in L.A. Wearing that fedora, it’ll taste at least 10% better. First stop after it arrives: Norms in West Hollywood. What does a Tom Waits hat smell of? Sweat and stale beer? Electricity and inspiration? I guess I’ll find out.

“Worn by Tom Waits”? Judging from the photos, I’d say so - and then some. But there’s no hat size listed, so I’m going to take a leap of faith. I have a big head, and I’m not buying this to sit on the shelf like some museum piece. Georgia Geenįedora owned and signed by Tom Waits ($2,550)ĭoes he have a big head? It feels like he has a big head. Wearing this apron while I scream at them not to interrupt me in the kitchen would be very healing. It would be a great conversation starter to bring when I do visit my relatives and cook for them. I would drop $2,000 on “The Bear’s” signed apron because in my own life I believe I embody the spirit of a troubled son who leaves his hometown to launch his career and escape his even-more-troubled family. ‘The Bear’ apron signed by Jeremy Allen White, Ayo Edebiri and more ($1,525) Defame me Sarah, but just for 20 minutes. I’m not big on therapy personally, but this would feel cathartic and cleansing, because it would also be a roast. (Just look at what she did to poor Joe Franklin in “ The Aristocrats.”) She can ask about anything - my personal life, deepest secrets, darkest fantasies and greatest fears - and she is allowed, nay encouraged, to react to my answers with brutal honesty. I would pay $1,500 for 20 questions with Sarah Silverman but only if she asks the questions and signs an NDA swearing she will never utter my name in public. Matt BrennanĢ0 Questions / 20 Minutes Zoom with Sarah Silverman ($1,525) It’s unclear from the listing who’s picking up the check. “The talent has the right to end the experience at any time, for any reason, with no refund,” reads the disclaimer on the Union Solidarity auction’s $1,125 lunch with Emmy winner Ann Dowd, and I’d pay a premium for that part alone: What TV-obsessed gay man hasn’t imagined being verbally eviscerated by “The Handmaid’s Tale’s” Aunt Lydia or “The Leftovers’” Patti Levin before she storms out of the room in a fury? A close second would be a three-martini gab fest with one of our most compelling actors at some posh place to see and be seen in New York. Lunch with Ann Dowd in New York City ($1,125) And only the crew got it? This alone might be worth the $620 asking price, but it would not be framed because both Barry and I need to consume thousands of calories a day to keep up our strength. Illustrated by artist Lord Mesa, it’s a distinctive comic book representation of 15 of the most influential characters on the show, centering Barry/Flash (Gustin), Iris (Candice Patton), Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and Caitlin (Danielle Panabaker).

In the 100th episode, the Grant Gustin-led crew took a nostalgic walk back through highlights of the first five seasons - a perfect script to own and frame for a fan. The banter, the villain reveals and the Arrowverse of it all kept the show afloat for nine seasons. “The Flash” was criminally underrated, and I may be one of the few who watched through until the end.

So we decided to live vicariously through our writing and selected our most coveted items from the auction instead. (One fake item depicted on social media priced details about the Archie Panjabi/Julianna Margulies feud at nearly $10 million - a bargain to any deep-pocketed “Good Wife” stan.)Īnd, of course, it has also inspired envy among those of us at The Times who cover culture and probably can’t justify a $3,250 Zoom on the ol’ expense account. The event, whose net proceeds will go to the organization’s crew healthcare fund, features some unique celebrity experiences - Natasha Lyonne helping you solve the New York Times’ crossword puzzle Lena Dunham painting a mural in your home - which has inspired plenty of jokes about what fans would really shell out for. The online bidding behemoth is the place to be on the internet right now thanks to a benefit put on by the Union Solidarity Coalition, founded earlier this year to support crew members who’ve lost health insurance during the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. If you’re still hanging on to your X (formerly Twitter) account, you already know that the platform’s viral hit of the week - besides memes about Drew Barrymore and Bill Maher restarting production on their TV shows - is an EBay auction.

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